Thursday, November 08, 2007

The Dangers of Drinking

I just read an article on the dangers of drinking....

Scared the shit out of me.

So that's it!

After today, no more reading.

12 comments:

KLee said...

You have to make those hard decisions sometimes. :)

Jim Latchford said...

I laughed out loud! I guess from this point forward all of the local libraries are forever safe from your intruding presence. Great post!!

coffeypot said...

klee, at the time it wasn’t such a hard decision.

jim, it seems that I kept this promise to myself about as long as I kept my New Year’s resolutions.

GrizzBabe said...

I think that's the only logical decision.

cooper green said...

I sure hope nobody reads that article out loud. You're going to have to stop listening.

coffeypot said...

grizzbabe, it seem so to me at the time, but of course I was drunk.

cooper, great logic and advice. But it's too late. I had to read to know how to answer you people.

I shouldn't have sobered up.

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

LOL! ROTFLOL! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ai-yi-yi! :-D

her indoors said...

well fancy reading the article in the first place you drunken fool lol!
if we read most things about whats good and bad for use we wouldn.t enjoy ourselves now would we?!

coffeypot said...

mst, don't hurt yourself rolling round on the floor. You might bump your head on the coffee table, or something.

Kate, your are absolutely right. One report says farting is bad for you and it messes up your underwear, and the next one says to fart at least twelve times a day to keep the old pipes cleared out. What or who is a person suppose to believe? Besides me, of course.

RWA said...

Outstanding.

I know that must have been a very difficult decision for you, coffeypot, but I believe in the long run, you will be happier.

e.Craig said...

I would stop reading, too, under those circumstances, Coffeypot.
And I have a theory about farts. Holding them back when they are trying to come out can cause deep emotional scarring. ;-)

Palm Springs Savant said...

hello, first time visitor to your blog and enjoying the read through.

Stop by sometime and say hi
-Rick