Wednesday, January 09, 2008

I See

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend with the boys and spent most of his paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be just fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

8 comments:

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

LOL! Now that's FUNNY!

Not as funny as you, but funny!

Special K said...

hee hee

ahem

Hitting your man is wrong.

hee hee hee

HoosierGirl5 said...

That's MY kinda girl!!!! Way to put him in his place, sweetheart!

J.

Nekked Lizard Lady said...

HOORAH!




(this came after a lengthy debate with NLM as to the spelling of this word. he said the army spells it one way, the marines this way... geez, sorry I asked him - but you get my point)

coffeypot said...

Mary, you give me much to much credit. I only pass along the funny stuff.

Special K, isn’t it hard to hit a man when you are giggling like that?

Hooter J, you wouldn’t do anything like that – uh would you?

NLN, Affirmative!

HoosierGirl5 said...

Depends on the man. And my aim.

Heh.

J.

Burfica said...

hahahahah now when will you men learn to never mess with us woman. heheheh

coffeypot said...

bufica, I thought of you when I saw this joke.