Monday, February 11, 2008

Birthday MeMe

Rules:

1. Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
I enjoyed finding this in HoosierGirl's and Brother Dave’sblog.

2. Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months.

3. Pick your month of birth:
September

4. Highlight the traits that apply to you.
Listed all traits — made remarks.

5. Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving a comment for them.
I want tag anymore. I agree with BD, memes should be for those who volunteer their participation.

6. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve done it!
No one tagged me; I’m a volunteer.

Birth Month Traits:
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
My birth month is:

SEPTEMBER(Libra): Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people’s mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

Loves to joke: What? Hell no! I’m as serious as an inflamed hemorrhoid.

Attractive: OH YEAH!

Suave and caring: As long as you are agreeable as I am.

Brave and fearless: As long as I am bigger and stronger than they are.

Firm and has leadership qualities: I am very firm and my leadership abilities center around my slogan: “The Beatings Will Continue Until The Moral Improves.”

Knows how to console others: Oh Yes! I gently tell them to get over it and pull your whine ass together.

Too generous and egoistic: Very much so! I’ll give you freely more shit than you can possibly handle because I am the bestest and smartest.

Takes high pride in oneself: What is there not to have pride in?

Thirsty for praises: Not thirsty. Demanding!

Extraordinary spirit: Nah! I’m going to die one day.

Easily angered: Have you not been reading my stuff? What the Hell’s the matter with you? Go on! Get off my blog you peace loving piece loving dove’s ass.

Angry when provoked: Only to the point of killing slowly and painfully.

Easily jealous: Yes! You flirt with one of my women and... well… read the above.

Observant: About what?

Careful and cautious: Only if the husband is expected home soon.

Thinks quickly: Yep! As fast as a… um… you know… a… A BOLT OF LIGHTNING.

Independent thoughts: No! I’ll stay married.

Loves to lead and to be led: Lead to the dinner table and lead to the bed.

Loves to dream: About what?

Talented in the arts, music and defense: Music, if you call farting reveille music.

Sensitive but not petty: I’ll comfort you if you are below me, but will suck up to you if you have more money.

Poor resistance against illnesses: So far I have beaten everything that has come alone except diabetes and an enlarged prostate.

Learns to relax: I don’t have to learn it come nat…zzzzzzzz.

Hasty and trusty: You can trust that I am hasty during sex. Something like, “It won’t hurt, did it?”

Romantic: OH YEAH! Definitely! I tell the ladies, “You’re eyes are like two hen turds in a bowl of clabber.” Or, “Your ears are as cute as mud-flaps on a gophers ass.

Loving and caring: Okay! Go Ahead!

Loves to make friends: What! Meet someone else to borrow money from me and use my tools. No Thanks!

13 comments:

ccw said...

Love your answers!

Had never heard the two hen turds remark.

Special K said...

heheheheheeeee

HoosierGirl5 said...

Attractive: OH YEAH! - My, we think a lot of ourselves, don't we?

Easily jealous: Yes! You flirt with one of my women and... well… read the above. - Do I count as one of your women? (swooning)

You are so silly! (smiling)
J.

coffeypot said...

ccw, how about, "When you walk you ass moves like to puppies under a blanket."

special k, she, she, sheeee!

hootergir, are you one of my women? Why you ARE my hootergirl, aren't you? You know, hooterj!

Nekked Lizard Lady said...

Oh yeah.... I'll make you a deal. You keep praying for us, and I'll keep praying for you.

coffeypot said...

nll, that's a deal, but, be warned, I'll need it more than you do.

e.Craig Crawford said...

You sound perfectly normal to me, Coffeypot.

coffeypot said...

e.craig, I guess it takes one to know one.

Hot Lemon said...

::sniff:: that was beautiful, maaan...

coffeypot said...

Mr. Lemon, thank you man. It took a lot out of me to do it, too. It rocked me to my soul. I didn't realize how lovable I really am. sniff sniff

Burfica said...

hahahaha yup that is you!!!!

The hen turds thing was so dam funny.

HoosierGirl5 said...

Why you ARE my hootergirl, aren't you?

I feel so special. (blushing)

J.

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

I have a menigioma which luckily is small at this point and slow growing.

I like the one about the grandmother walking off, LOL! That might be me any day now.