Wednesday, March 19, 2008

OLD

'OLD' is when your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' is when A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' is when going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' is when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' is when 'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' is when 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' is when an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
'OLD' is when you are not sure these are jokes?
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PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT---SENIOR STYLE

An elderly couple were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house

He said: That's fine with me.

She said: I want to keep my Cadillac.

He said: That's fine with me.

She said: I want to have sex 2 times a week.

He said: Put me down for Fridays

9 comments:

Burfica said...

Old is when you chuckle at this and pee at the same time.

GrizzBabe said...

HA! I especially like:

'OLD' is when going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Thankfully, I haven't experienced that. Yet.

Tookie Tail said...

Hahahah "Old" sounds like it's coming sooner than I'm prepared for. Love the Prenup Agreement too. Especially the sex 2 times a week so put me down for Friday. :) Good ones, Coffey! Thanks for the smiles!

e.Craig Crawford said...

At least I now know what to look forward to in my old age. But I don't plan on getting old for a long long time. They say the memory goes first. Next it's .. uh .. it's .. it's .. oh crap! I don't remember. So .. back to the subject. Uh .. what was the subject again?

coffeypot said...

bufica, maybe you should set your computer up in the bathroom.

grizzbabe, that isn't true because I don't wear a bra but my face looks like a Georgia road map.

tookie tail, it's happening way to fast for me.

e.craig, what the hell are you talking about?

Burfica said...

man coffey, two major surgeries that needed catheters and having a baby in less than 5 years, just made my bladder have no control. hehehehehe

Burfica said...

was that to much information??

oh well, suck it up.

Old Lady said...

OLD is compromising by doing it on the stairs.

Pamela said...

Will that really pull the wrinkles out of my face?