Monday, April 21, 2008

Chain Letter

On my post below titled ‘There’s A Difference,’ Old Lady commented on her excellent theory about the development of relationships between men and women. It is a credible and plausible theory, but I think it is just her way of saying she dreams of multiple partners. So I dug into my files and came up with this chain letter from a few years back that will give her the multiple partners she desires and have fun doing it. Any of you who want to try it, go ahead. In some cases, you may get a few men multiple times, depending on who your contact list contains. So, enjoy! Oh! Don't send Sweet Tea one. She doesn't go for this shit - dammit.

Dear Old Lady,

This is a chain letter started with the hope of bringing relief to tired or unhappy wives. Unlike other chain letters you may have seen, this one doesn’t cost anything. Simply send a copy of this letter to four of your married friends who are tired or unhappy. Then bundle up your husband and send him on to the woman at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom of the list.

Someday you will be on top. When you’re name comes to the top of the list you will have received 16,487 men… and some of them are DANDIES. Have faith in this letter and don’t break the chain. One woman broke the chain and got her old man back. Don’t let this happen to you.

At the time of this letter, a friend of mine had received 465 men. They buried her yesterday, and it took seven undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off her face and two days to get her legs together so they could close the coffin.

Sincerely,

A Good Friend.

13 comments:

Old Lady said...

I am truly laughing my ass off!!!!

coffeypot said...

Just trying to help you out, OL.

Biddie said...

LMAO. That was a good one. I can just picture her dying with that big smile on her face,

Olly said...

I can have him bundled up in 5 minutes. Where do I send him?

coffeypot said...

biddie, you know, the man would be smiling a lot, too, being shipped out to all these women. It's a win-win situation for all involved.

olly, start your own chain letter. I know you know some women who would be interested. And you old man is already packed and ready to go. Have fun!

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

whazzis?? O.L. wants multiple partners?? Daaamn, I'd better get a haircut, brush my teeth and get some flowers, chocos, condoms and massage oil together!! When does th' next Greyhound leave??

Nekked Lizard Man said...

Do you have any such chain letters that might encourage the use of acquiring younger women who are self-sufficient and low maintenance? I will leave other more specific requirements alone - no need in asking for it all. NLM

coffeypot said...

cap'n, I don't mean to talk for OL, but the letter says that a wife has to send her husband off. Since it is her letter, she can make exceptions if she so desires.

NLM, dream on dude. We men all have that dream. If your really want that, though, my advise is to not hurt your hand.

Tookie Tail said...

hahahahah where do I sign up? :hehe: My screen got a nice spraying of coffee this morning, thanks to you! :)

RWA said...

That's hilarious. Perhaps you should start a weekly post on advice? Folks could send in e-mails and so on.

e.Craig Crawford said...

When the same chain letter was circulating for men to collect multiple wives, it was eventually outlawed. Seems that the men's psychiatric wards of hospitals were soon filled to capacity.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Hahahahaha! Hilarious!

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

LOL! I'd seen that before but it was a long time ago and I really enjoyed seeing it again, veyr funny.

I haven't reached the point where I am willing to bundle my man off and send him away, I sort of like the guy.