I know most of you have seen this before, but I though you needed to see it again. Those of you who haven't seen it before, enjoy or ignore, depending on your mood.
Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider's home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And if you had a 3 inch floppy. . . You just hoped nobody ever found out!
Remeber those simple days? The times, they are a changing.
When You Come Home From Work And Start Yelling At The Kids... - *...who made the huge mess in front and they answer with "Not Me!" and "I don't Know!" and for once, it's the truth.*
5 hours ago