I know most of you have seen this before, but I though you needed to see it again. Those of you who haven't seen it before, enjoy or ignore, depending on your mood.
Memory was something you lost with age.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider's home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And if you had a 3 inch floppy. . . You just hoped nobody ever found out!
Remeber those simple days? The times, they are a changing.
THINGS THAT NOBODY EVER SAID TO ME - *I've had many things said to me over the years, but I don't recall ever hearing these:* *Mugger (while giving back purse)/How do you find anything in ...
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