This is from a friend who received it from a friend who had a friend living next door to another friend who, although he had never been to any Danish country, never the less knew how to spell Danish. So it must be true. If it isn’t, Brother Dave will send me a Snopes correction.
'We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?'
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