One day, a long, long time ago.......
there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.
But this was a long time ago.......
and it was just that one day.
The End
Can I Get An "Fuck Ya We Did!! "
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*Then the streetlights came on, so you shot out the bulbs with a BB gun.**
**(So I heard )*
2 hours ago
13 comments:
Yes, but it wasn't the WHOLE day was it?!?
Surely it was just like 5 minutes or so..
One entire day? Are you sure?
I love reading Fiction.
And if they made a movie of it, I'm sure it would say at the start "Based on a true story".
hahahaahah
That was the ONE DAY she didn't have to put up with an asshole man.
Impossible, I don't believe it.
I will never know where you come up with these things.
I was sleeping.
That was the day there was enough money for her to go shopping and not make her feel guilty. That day the man in her life did his portion of household chores without being reminded to do so like the children. That was the day hubs made her feel like his wife instead of his mom. That day she was able to eat her favorite entree and it was calorie-free! She also did not hear whining all day long from kids or...the man. I could go on and on here! Can ya tell??
If only that day could really happen..........
HEY! I should be offended!!! Lucky for you after walking around whining and nagging all day I don't have the strength.
and a long long time ago, there lived a man who did not need to be picked up after, who did not need an ego, and who put his wife on a pedestal...
But that was a long time ago.
I rest my case. Y'all are bitching and moaning about a joke. Tee Hee Hee!
LOL!
I'll assume that woman spent that day free of men and kids.
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