Saturday, May 24, 2008

Men and Womens Prayers


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs and a nice ass who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.


Christine said...

Wow,,I think I dated that guy!

Jan said...

Haha! Love it! By the way, I replied to your comment on my blog. :)

Pamela said...

You never fail to entertain us Coffey

Southern (in)Sanity said...


Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

I dated that guy for sure--several times in fact.

But BB is much more like the guy in the women's poem--someone trained him for me, the first two wives! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Does 'the guy' described in the woman's poem actually exist?

e.Craig Crawford said...

The people in both poems don't exist. Sure .. I come close. But no cigar.

Brother Dave said...

Proves that men are better at prose.

"that girl" said...

oh come on ... everyone knows that gymnasts don't have boobs!!!

Coffeypot said...

swampy, yes! His name is Coffeypot!