Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.
Vinny's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay... now what ?"
25 minutes ago
3 comments:
We should never criticize someone who is capable of following instructions. Although, Vinny is obviously a Republican.
Oh .. this is SO wrong, Coffeypot. You know damned well that it was Rednecks .. not Italians.
Nope! Was Italia! When the 911 operator heard the gun shot, she said it sounded lake 'WHOP' and not 'BANG Y'all.'
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