Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I've Found Inner Peace

My Blogging Firend, Tookie Tail, posted this and I though I would share it with my peeps, too. But read quietly because I didn't tell her I was steeling it and she might hear you if you read out loud. Shuuuuu!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

I have finally found inner peace.

A friend proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr piss.

5 comments:

Tookie Tail said...

Aha! Caught you red handed!! :hehehe: Love it!=D

RWA said...

That's pretty funny.

e.Craig Crawford said...

Next to you.. I'm a lightweight. But I have been hankerin' for a whiskey sippin' evening. Jack or Jim.. top shelf.

coffeypot said...

tookie tail, sorry and thanks.

e.craig, I am such a heavyweight. I have a fifth of Jack about 2/3's full and a pint of Jim that has had three drinks made with it back in my kitchen cabinets. They have been there for around four years. hic! I prefer a cold beer.

guinness222 said...

Beer is the height of God's accomplishments, for only after he made the Irish did He realize he needed "brakes" on ego,....and beer was the answer!