Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Stuttering

I borrowed (stole) this from Turckindog’s site. I had to share it with my peeps.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
“Human Beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and, before I knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard.”
“That must have been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was,” said the little girl. “My kitty raised his back, went Ffff, Ffff, Ffff, Ffff… and before he could say ‘Fuck,’ the Rottweiler ate him.”

10 comments:

Trukindog said...

Happy to sha sha share my friend.

Brother Dave said...

Proof that humans and cats both stutter.

That was truly fff… fff… fff… funny.

Tookie Tail said...

You just never know what kids will say! :)

e.Craig Crawford said...

Talk's cheap!

Burfica said...

OMG that is so dam good!!!!

Olly said...

Oh, that's a good one. I even read it out loud across the office to my husband this morning. He was still laughing as he drove away in his work van!

coffeypot said...

All, I had to laugh,too. I must have been tired because I couldn't stop giggling at the joke for about 10 minuets. She must be kin to me somehow.

little wanderer said...

LOL kids say the funniest things!

chesneygirl said...

ttttt tto fffff ffunny!!!

hee hee!

Christie said...

lmao!!