As men age, we tend to end up seeing more and more of the medical establishment.
For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."
THINGS THAT NOBODY EVER SAID TO ME - *I've had many things said to me over the years, but I don't recall ever hearing these:* *Mugger (while giving back purse)/How do you find anything in ...
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