As men age, we tend to end up seeing more and more of the medical establishment.
For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you..."
MASTERPIECE #1867 - Karl von Blaas, Austrian *"We Swear, Odysseus! We're Not Trying To Shipwreck You and Your Men. We Just Need Help Opening a Jar,"* ca. 18...
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