Monday, September 29, 2008

Thank You, Maxine

DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.
YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.
PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM.
BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
 

WELL, SHIT!!!
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6 comments:

Brother Dave said...

I am certain Maxine could find a way to make that fire extinguisher vibrate.

Cooper Green said...

It never hurts to read the labels on those things before you buy:
• stand next to something hot
• aim your hose at the heat, and squeeze the handle
• stand back, and see if anything starts to sizzle.

e.Craig Crawford said...

There's a cork very every bottle.

Burfica said...

well???? isn't she trying to put out a fire??? sheesh!!!

Cap'n Ergo "Carthage" Jinglebollocks said...

If I wasn't dating and sleeping with My Gal Spooky, I'd be puttin' th' moves on Maxine fo' sho'...

coffeypot said...

Maxine is HOT!