A woman was standing nude, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband "I feel horrible.
I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
Her husband replied "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started. . . .
I copied this from Scarlet. Sorry! I had too.
I'm off on my monthly dog run tonight. I will take my laptop along so keep the stuff comming.
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