A woman was standing nude, looking at herself in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband "I feel horrible.
I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
Her husband replied "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started. . . .
I copied this from Scarlet. Sorry! I had too.
I'm off on my monthly dog run tonight. I will take my laptop along so keep the stuff comming.
Why didn't they just ask a dog owner?
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BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) — Many dog owners believe their pets understand and
respond not only to commands such as “sit” and “stay,” but also to words
referri...
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2 comments:
Have a safe and enjoyable dog run.
Have a great and safe trip.
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