Saturday, November 08, 2008

Definitions One Must Know

 

Definitions one must know to help them though life.

No one wants to be thought of as DUMB, so next time you hear or read one of these words you will know the meaning and show how intelligent you are by responding in kind.

Your Welcome!

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only things you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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6 comments:

e.Craig Crawford said...

Great definitions. I love educational blogs.

Brother Dave said...

Re: "SECRET — Something you tell to one person at a time."

Another definition I have read is:

Something just not good enough to keep or just too good to keep.

Great dictionary words, coffeypot.

coffeypot said...

Don't you two just feel smarter after this? I'm so proud.

e.Craig Crawford said...

I feel as smart as a 5th grader!

Brother Dave said...

None of us are smarter than a teenager. They have all the answers.

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

LOL! Very cute! :-D