Tuesday, January 20, 2009
The Bus Ride
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your IPOD.
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8 comments:
shouldn't that be IPOOD? :)
Haha. I'm sending this one to my dad.
Hilarious!! lol
The guy should make a choice. iPod or bean soup?
OMG that was just what I needed today.
ha ha ha I have got to forward this one x
I HATE it when that happens!
On a train ride to the city, i listened to my walkman (it was years ago!) After arriving in the city, i checked my phone, 3 missed calls and 2 messages. SO? Well, I had forgotten to turn the sound off. They all heard a fake Robert De Niro yelling at me to "Answer my fucking phone! Hey, You hear me? ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE!"
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