Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Health Alert


The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you feel like doing some work, sit down and wait...the feeling will eventually go away. However, if you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

You're welcome!
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Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

I'm quitting work and heading out for wine and beer. Thanks for the head's up. I've been telling Prince that work is too hazardous to my health. Now maybe since you've been so kind as to put it into writing he'll beleive me maybe?
Great blog you have going here. Take good care and.......

Steady On
Reggie Girl

Brad said...

BEER and WINE work great at getting rid of WORK. I've tried them

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

YAY! I need some of the cures FAST, thanks.