The females in my life have all had an effect on me and how I am today.
This is my first wife. She cured me from drinking. Imagine, if you can, waking up one morning with a head-splitting, sick as a dog hangover and rolling over and seeing her laying next to you.
You try to remember who and how…when you left the bar you were with this beautiful chick who looked like Dana Delaney.
So you try to ease out of the bed and notice on your left hand a new wedding band. I haven’t been drunk since.
This is one of our more happy moments…before I gave up on drugs.
This is me and Judy. She changed my life in that she calmed me down. She taught me patience and how to look at things in a different light. She is brilliant, too. (She married me, didn’t she?) She had a full scholarship to Princeton in math. Later changed her major to Chemistry so she could be with her husband who was a Chemistry major, too. But she can also do dumb stuff (she married me, didn’t she.) We make each other laugh and we have accomplished a lot by giving total support to each other. She’s my best friend.
This is my mistress. She can be anyone I want her to be. Dana Delaney, Catherine Bell, Olive Oil, anyone! And she isn't jealous. Sometimes she even allows other femals to join in our fun and games.
I’ve been a blessed man because of these females. Who are the ones who helped you through life? Any stories or photoes?
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