Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch!
Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his street name,'Holy Shit.'
MASTERPIECE #1759 - Author Unknown *King Christian VIII of Denmark, Rocking the Royal Short Shorts*, 1840 Engraving
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