My new friend, Julie, sent this to me.
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."
The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio.
Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville .
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
"I'm a Democrat,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
"I'm here to confiscate your guns..."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas!
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