Thursday, October 15, 2009

Another MeMe


Ollie, at Ollie Unglued, had this meme and I though you would like...nay LOVE...to know more about me and my deepenst thoughts and feelings. So grab a glass of wine, or a cold bottle of beer, or a glass of ice tea, or your crack pipe and read along:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opossum and the armadillo it can be done.

What was your last thought?

I’ve never had one, just continuous string of the annoying things.

Are you a cat or a dog person?

Dog! Cats are too stringy and tough to chew.

Define yourself in 3 words.
Tall, Old, Gullible

Kill the spider or let it out?
Watch it for awhile then smash it.

Do you shower every single day?
Yes!

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
Kick him into unconsciousness and take his bottle of Thunder Bird.

Where do you want to travel next?
Iraq or Afghanistan.

What is your favorite food?
Lost my virginity and have become a Sushi fanatic. But I still love Steaks.

Did you read Harry Potter books?
Oh Hell yeah. Though the last two were a bit long and boring.

What is your favorite place?
At a NASCAR track or on the flight deck of a Navy carrier or AF base.

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
To fly along reading peoples minds while looking at their naked bodies with my x-ray vision.

Have you had a beer in the last week?
Having one now.

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
Vitamin Water with Scotch.

What is your favorite song of all time?
The One I Am Grooving To At The Time.

When and where was the best picture of you taken?
Never had a good picture of me take anywhere.

13 comments:

powdergirl said...

haha, I'd watch what super poser I wished for sir.

Theres a whole lotta stuff people keep behind their clothes for good reason!

Coffeypot said...

Powdergirl, I can't imagine you are one of those. Just the opposite. I think you would have quiet a lovely showing behind your clothes.

The Peach Tart said...

Do they serve sushi at the Waffle House?

Secretia said...

Cats are sexy, dogs are dogs.

Secretia

Daffy said...

I don't think I really learned anything new about you...except maybe that you're tall. Damn crack pipe... kids must've sold me some bunk!

HA! My word verification is barfr... you gotta get rid of that thing...drives me crazy!

Christine said...

That chicken, always the giver. :-)

Your answers made my employees ask what was so funny!

clew said...

You're so seely!

(And Powdergirl, I totally agree with you. Case in point - I used to have a group of friends who were part-time nudists. I found out about the nudist thing in progress at a party. It would have been nice to have a warning ... it wasn't something I wanted to see.)

Anonymous said...

I hate these *&^%$# things.

Olly said...

Hey! That's more than one superpower. And I agree with the others - don't really want Xray vision. Would be spending too much time bleaching my eyes.

kyslp said...

Vitamin water and scotch sounds refreshing.

PS I'm with Daffy - ditch the word verification.

Coffeypot said...

Miss Peach, no and I don't think it would be that tasty if they did. Too greasy.

Secretia, according to one of your anonymous commenter’s, a neighbor was having quiet a sexy time with her dog. I haven’t seen any comments about a cat doing a woman any good sexually. They are better bar-b-q’ed.

Daffy, yep! 6’4”, 225lbs of hicky bate. I know the frustration of the word verification, but I had to because I was getting a shit-load of spam. It is for my benefit and a pain for y’all, but I need it.

Christine, it’s hard to put up a competent, professional appearance to your minions when you are giggling like a 15 year old. Straighten up, woman. You fake orgasms; you can fake a straight face.

Clew, that is the good think about x-ray vision. It can be turned off when need be. So you had better wear lead drawers and bra if we ever meet.

Anonymous, then don’t read them. The door in works just as well as the door out. But leave a tip on the table as you leave.

Olly, no, its all those things rolled into one. Like given three wishes, on the third wish you wish for a dozen more wishes. It works!

Kyslp, Scotch on rocks is good, too. I prefer the water when I shower of brush my toofies. I know the word verification sucks, but ten to twenty spam’s a week, like I was getting, sucks even more. Sorry for your inconvenience, though.

CI-Roller Dude said...

I hate these *&^%$# things to.

Peggy Sez.. said...

Wasn't that first one a blonde joke?...HMMMMM?