I have this strange predicament. I’m my own grandpa. This isn’t as strange as it sounds here in the South. Ray Stepens has the same problem, but he put his to music. Here tis:
Undersand, now? No! Okay, here's the same song with a flow chart.
Got it now? Still no? Damn, you Yankees just don't get family do ya?
On the subject of "masks", ninjas, and such,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, - "Already a couple of the faithful have sent in checks for a foundation memorial to the innocents who perished at the hands of the ninja at Waco ... I have ...
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