Saturday, October 03, 2009

New MeMe


Hillbilly Duhn tagged me to do this meme. I haven’t done one in awhile so here goes.

1. What is your cell phone? Black Berry and I’m not afraid to use it.

2. Your hair? Gray and a little thinner than it was yesterday.

3. Your Mother? Dead! Not expected to come back either.

4. Your Father? Dead! Not expected to come back either.

5. Your favorite food? What ever is in front of me. Usually anything with hamburger in, on or around it.

6. Your dream last night? I was in a three-way with Daffy and HB, and they were laying face to face, one on top of the other and I was just about to… and I woke up. Premature awakealation. I hate it when that happens.

7. Your favorite drink? Depends on the mood or food. Bud Light, Jack Black on rocks, 7&7, iced tea or diet Coke.

8. Your dream/goal? Dream - Race in NASCAR. Goal - live longer than Methuselah.

9. What room are you in? Family Room!

10. Your hobby? Naked Blogging. But it’s difficult…I keep knocking the laptop off my lap.

11. Your fear? My wife catching me enjoying my hobby.

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? At my age I think more of where I’ll be in 6 minuets. But I hope in another house and enjoying the country.

13. Where were you last night? Chattanooga!

14. Something you aren't? A Socialist Democrat!

15. Muffins? What, baby?

16. Wish list item? Winning Lottery Numbers!

17. Where did you grow up? I was born and raised in Atlanta, but I haven’t grown up yet.

18. Last thing you did? Finished typing #17.

19. What are you wearing? Cargo shorts and a t-shirt (commando).

20. Your TV? On!

21. Your Pets? Until we get the house sold, staying with my step-daughter, Dr. Amber.

22. Your friends? Don’t have any.

23. Your life? Friendless!

24. Your mood? Sad because I don’t have any friends.

25. Missing someone? Friends! Do you see a pattern here?

26. Vehicle? '06 Ford F150!

27. Something your not wearing? Condom!

28. Your favorite store? WalMart!

29. What's your favorite color? Blue and earth tones! Piml in a woman.

30. When was the last time you laughed? 1952!

31. Last time you cried? Just now when LSU beat UGA - Cajun, Alligator Fucking Bastards.

32. Your best friend? My right hand!

33. One place that I go over and over again? The bathroom!

34. One person who emails me regularly? Chuck!

35. Favorite place to eat? Waffle House!

I won’t ask anyone to do this, just grab it and run with it if you have this incredible desire to do so. But at least come back and tell me so I can go read your entry.

8 comments:

GrizzBabe said...

Premature awakealation? I like it!

Daffy said...

A 3 way with HB, eh? You are too effin' funny! I swear! Your answers were awesome. Oh damn! I was guffawing too loud and the baby is up. *groan* Gotta run... thanks for the laugh though!

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

Premature awakealation? GREAT!

TV: none.
What I'm not wearing, hmmm.

You are a funny man.

Too cold here for Cargo shorts.

The Peach Tart said...

I love the new term premature awakealation. Your answers were amusing and enlightening. I did a similar meme I'll be posting later today but could only use one word answers.

Coffeypot said...

Have I invented a new term, Premature Awakealation? Alert the Psychoanalyst and the Dream Interpreters. Waking up before you complete a wet dream?!!? I’m a genius.

kyslp said...

Yes, you have invented a new term. And it's friggin hilarious!

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

That is HYSTERICAL! It is rare when I find someone who makes me laugh out loud. Love your 3 way!! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Hey-- Walmart lover!! www.peopleofwalmart.com
Hilarious!!
Yep-- new word to go onto urbandictionary.com-- awakealation!! by Coffeypot!!
Tina