The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 Ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
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too much truth -- I almost cry instead of laugh.
Scary shit almost the truth.
Too close to the truth to laugh at.
OH NO. When Motel 6 is watching their electric bill instead of glaring neon lights and sign to attract the hooker business, all hell has broken loose.
this is very close to how things really are! I know i wanted to laugh but then i was like wait...that motel 6 down the road didnt have it's lights on!
Hope your having a wonderful week!
That is hysterical!
Ahahahahahahaha
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Very funny. Especially the one about Cheney.
Hotel six is just shutting things down to prevent their staff from being fired after being caught in the parking lot with the local hookers too many times...
Funny - and true.
::sigh::
"Can you afford fries with that?"
Funny!
sounds about right!
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