A hunter was out one morning when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun.
A gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and shot him right in the genitals.
Lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. There was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot".
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister in New York".
The hunter asks. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly" answered the doctor, "She plays the flute. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
8 comments:
Ha!
That would be an interesting lesson.
Hopefully, she provides a demonstration.
And maybe how to play a tune out of the hole too?
That is GREAT!
To funny! Loved it!
Once again, you make me laugh out loud.
Wait, what if he's a note off?
That was the funniest thing I heard all day.
All, I guess this puts a new meaning to the term, "Playing the skin flute." Backed up with a low moan...till the crescendo.
Hahaha!!
Coffeypot, you took my skinflute comment!
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