Dear Senior Citizen,
Sorry, the US can't afford your ailments anymore so your "End of Life Guidance Counselor" has selected you to participate in an all-expense paid cruise!
We at the White House hope you enjoy your free tax payer final vacation!
The coroner's report will list global warming as the cause of death.
Gun raffle update… - For those who are getting guns from Texas, the guns and FFL list you provided is at our local FFL. He is going to try to get them out early next week. Fo...
1 hour ago