Dear Senior Citizen,
Sorry, the US can't afford your ailments anymore so your "End of Life Guidance Counselor" has selected you to participate in an all-expense paid cruise!
We at the White House hope you enjoy your free tax payer final vacation!
The coroner's report will list global warming as the cause of death.
THINGS THAT MAY MAKE YOU MORE BEAUTIFUL BUT PROBABLY WON'T - 1. These camel toe guards. *For when you don’t want the world do know that you have a vulva. Apparently they’re sported by the one and only Kim K.* *...
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