Dear Senior Citizen,
Sorry, the US can't afford your ailments anymore so your "End of Life Guidance Counselor" has selected you to participate in an all-expense paid cruise!
We at the White House hope you enjoy your free tax payer final vacation!
The coroner's report will list global warming as the cause of death.
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