I was at the sports bar yesterday haveing an afternoon beer and talking with a few dudes. As usual it was all testosterone and chest pounding (which makes me cough, by the way) when the subject turned to their wives.
They got to bragging about how they are the king of the castle, how they handled their wives and how dominate they are. I was just listening and chuckling inside. Then one of the dudes looked at me and mentioned that I was being awfully quiet. I told them there was nothing to say, that, like Friday night my wife and I had an argument and I had her crawling to me on her hands and keens.
They were very impressed and ask me what she said. I told them that she reached out and raised the bed sheets and said, “Come out from under there and fight like a man.”