Thursday, December 03, 2009

Southerners Can Be So Polite…



You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others..

ATLANTA AIRPORT CONTROL TOWER -

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: “Roger Saudia Air 511.”

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Ya'll be careful now, ya hear? Oh! And tell Allah "hey" for us --"

9 comments:

Mike Golch said...

Good one.

CI-Roller Dude said...

Jerka jerka jihad.
To really understand how to fight terrorist, watch "Team America"

Secretia said...

Holy shit!

kys said...

Bless your heart! I'm always afraid people will think I'm nuts if I write that in a comment.

Ed Adams said...

Ha!

Also, CI-Roller's comment is spot on.

Coffeypot said...

Mike, Yep!

Dude, I haven't seen it but my grandson has and loves it. I'll try and pick up a copy.

Secretia, Yep!

kys, go ahead and use it. It makes you sound intelligent.

Ed Dude is usually right.

Jessica said...

aahahahahahahahaha! You always have the good shit!

The Peach Tart said...

You know I'm very familiar with bless your heart. Funny story.

Matty said...

Sounds like proper procedure was followed there.