Out here we pigs say; "Sir, could I get you to raise your hands and drop that firearm. If you were not aware, I have my own firearm out and I may use deadly force to apprehend you. I would suggest that you comply with my orders. In the event that you do not wish to comply, I have a form I need for you to fill out staying that you will not hold me or my department liable for shooting your dumbass. Thank you and have a nice day."
CI-Roller Dude that works for me.
They say the same thing here in farm country.
Ain't it the truth
It's funny because it's true!
Here they use the Minnesota nice approach, they say "Sir, please FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA! Thank you" And when they drop you at the pokey they're sure to tell you to have a nice day.
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