The Resume

My Resimay FOR Offerman Creative

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny


PS: Because my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.




Employer’s response:

Dear Tiffany,

It’s okay, honey, we got spell check.

See you Monday.