You guys know I like to drive fast.
Like a bat out of Hell fast.
So it was no real supprise when the cop pulled me over.
I was very polite, and I almost had the officer talked into giving me a warning...
Untill he saw my dog in the back seat.
The scratch marks in the seat didn't help any, either.
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