Sunday, January 31, 2010

I Got GLOB'ed Today

My buddy, ScoMan, presented this award to me.

I guess he thinks I deserve it because I am always talking about pussy, and periods and fucking and how big a man’s dick is and stuff. (Tears welling up)

I, sigh, will take this award and post it with all the pride of a man who is confident in his man hood. I do have one don’t I? A manhood? I mean, I do pee standing up (sometimes) and I pee off the deck at night. I like beer! And naked women. And pussy. I love pussy. But so does a lesbian. But I am very confident I am more of a man than Rosie O’Donnell. Aren’t I? Sure I am.

I would pass the award along to CI Roller Dude, but I’m sure he would hunt me down and slice my throat. So, instead, and very seriously, I pass it along to ALL the ladies on my blog roll. Young, old, slim or fat, you are hawt to me. So take this award with more confidence than I showed. You deserve it. AND I WANT TO SEE IT POSTED ON YOUR SITE, TOO. Or I will hunt you down and beat you with my purse.


Southern (in)Sanity said...

Good for you. I'm glad to see you're confident enough in your manhood to accept this award.

Tracie said...

Congrats! Hope you're having a gread day.

ScoMan said...

Haha Glad you enjoyed the award. And if you are found dead with your throat slit, I'll get revenge on CI Roller Dude for you.