My buddy, ScoMan, presented this award to me.
I guess he thinks I deserve it because I am always talking about pussy, and periods and fucking and how big a man’s dick is and stuff. (Tears welling up)
I, sigh, will take this award and post it with all the pride of a man who is confident in his man hood. I do have one don’t I? A manhood? I mean, I do pee standing up (sometimes) and I pee off the deck at night. I like beer! And naked women. And pussy. I love pussy. But so does a lesbian. But I am very confident I am more of a man than Rosie O’Donnell. Aren’t I? Sure I am.
I would pass the award along to CI Roller Dude, but I’m sure he would hunt me down and slice my throat. So, instead, and very seriously, I pass it along to ALL the ladies on my blog roll. Young, old, slim or fat, you are hawt to me. So take this award with more confidence than I showed. You deserve it. AND I WANT TO SEE IT POSTED ON YOUR SITE, TOO. Or I will hunt you down and beat you with my purse.
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