Hey, Peeps! I’m a winner!!! Yeah, yeah, I know you know that already. It’s just so obvious…
But I also won a contest.
My hot, ducklicious blogging pal, Daffy, over at Batcrap Crazy won a contest from this dude, Jeff, over at Badly Drawn Monsters, formally known as “This Is Why Your Hold Time Is So Long”. So I ambled over to see what and how she won it. Had to be some free, hot sex involved. But, Nope! She was just damn funny as usual.
And Jeff, for his next contest, had this picture that needed a caption, and I didn’t have to have hot sex with him to win, so I said to myself, “Precious (that’s what I call myself), why not give it a try.” So I did and I won. Damn! I must be a comic genus or something. A threat to Conan O’Brien or Jay Leno or George Bush. Okay! I won’t go after their jobs, I enjoy being retired too much. But I could if I wanted too.
Anyway, this Jeff character has a great blog and is almost as funny as me. But he is 250,000 times more talented. I enjoyed reading some of his older stuff, all the way back to January 1st, 2010. He just started this new blog because the IRS or a jealous husband or somebody was after him, so he had to get out of town. Or for some other less exciting reason. Ask him if you want the straight skinny. The thing is, he has a great blog, so head on over and have a chuckle or two on me.