Thursday, January 14, 2010

Leave It To Dad

If Dads Were Left To Raise The Kids By Themselves...

Boys would read more!


Kids would get more rest.


Work would get done more efficiently.


Potty training? Who needs it?


Kids would be more able to express their emotions!


Bath time would be more fun!


But never let dad go to a T-Shirt making store.



17 comments:

Mass Hole Mommy said...

That peeing upwards is a cool trick.

Some Iraq Veteran said...

My son loves the pee-arc. He angles it just right. Having boy kids is so much easier than having girl kids (my oldest is a girl).

Cheers!
-Dacker

Coffeypot said...

Mommy, it takes talent.

Dack, boys are so much easier and you get to teach them cood shit that momma doesn't like.

AirmanMom said...

Is that a Playboy Magazine I see? Oh my! ;)
~AM

Coffeypot said...

AM, yep. Guess pawpaw has been around, too. HAHA

Special K said...

As the Mother and Grandmother of all boys I really identified with this. LOL Too cute Coffey!

Biddie said...

OMG, I love the blus onesy that says 'are you my dad'? too funny. I know some people that could actually use those :)

Secretia said...

Those were funny t-shirts, and good captions.

Dulce said...

he he he. This is great... ans yes! I entirely agree!

Mrsblogalot said...

Beyond hilarious!!!!!! And you're probably right!

blueviolet said...

I'm glad dads have a little help so these types of things are kept to a minimum! ;)
...except I've seen the pee arc and I'm ashamed to say it happened on my watch.

Christiejolu said...

Very cute!

Christine said...

Yum..baby stew. My favorite.

~Kaydee~ said...

I love this post! I totally snarfed in my coffee!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

They wife leaves us alone, the son and I do very fine. I have had to tell him and he has finally learned that she doesn't need to know everything.

Coffeypot said...

Yogi, very smart adivce.

Matty said...

I can only imagine raising my kids on my own. Oh my, the images scare me.