(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?
(A) Nudity
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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs
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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes
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(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?
(A) A golden retriever
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(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia?
(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
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(Q) What' s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
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(Q) What's the Cuban National Anthem?
(A) Row, row, row your boat.
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(Q ) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time"; A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.”
10 comments:
I like the Southern faery tale.
Hey, you're over fifty, are you trying to tell me that you're not some kinda buff sex-god?
Powder, It's more like bluff sex-god.
45 lbs and 45 minutes. LOL! The hubs is wondering why i'm lmao in my office.
(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Strange - I was told it's via the stomach (and under the ribs ;D)
Pax
The same DNA in West Virginia?
No CSI show going to be made in that state!
Secretia
Oh you beefy beef cake buff sex-god stud... ED ain't got NOTHIN' on you!
SCORE! Guess I'm still Girlfriend status according to you Q & A....
You sure know how to make a gal feel good
Mom, hopefully you didn’t tell him. 45 minutes…man…does that include the time needed to get drunk enough, watch a porn movie and do the dirty, too? WOW!
Pax, I thought it was a 38 shell…
Secretia, I bet their family tree looks like a telephone pole.
DiPaloa, thank you for stopping by. I did join your group of followers, but I am very please you came here. Ed is a good guy, but yes, I am ‘da man.’
Daffy, you my woman no matter what your situation. Yum, yum!
Hey! I resemble that remark about the blond!!!!
I mean.....wait....
I love it. Especially the Southern Zoo.
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