Monday, January 11, 2010

Questions and Answers

(Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50?

(A) Nudity

(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

(A) 45 lbs

(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

(A) 45 minutes

(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"

(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.

(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?

(A) A golden retriever

(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia?

(A) Everyone has the same DNA.

(Q) What' s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

(Q) What's the Cuban National Anthem?

(A) Row, row, row your boat.

(Q ) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time"; A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.”


powdergirl said...

I like the Southern faery tale.

Hey, you're over fifty, are you trying to tell me that you're not some kinda buff sex-god?

Coffeypot said...

Powder, It's more like bluff sex-god.

Just Another Momma said...

45 lbs and 45 minutes. LOL! The hubs is wondering why i'm lmao in my office.

Paxford said...

(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?"
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Strange - I was told it's via the stomach (and under the ribs ;D)


Anonymous said...

The same DNA in West Virginia?

No CSI show going to be made in that state!


DiPaola Momma said...

Oh you beefy beef cake buff sex-god stud... ED ain't got NOTHIN' on you!

Daffy said...

SCORE! Guess I'm still Girlfriend status according to you Q & A....

You sure know how to make a gal feel good

Coffeypot said...

Mom, hopefully you didn’t tell him. 45 minutes…man…does that include the time needed to get drunk enough, watch a porn movie and do the dirty, too? WOW!

Pax, I thought it was a 38 shell…

Secretia, I bet their family tree looks like a telephone pole.

DiPaloa, thank you for stopping by. I did join your group of followers, but I am very please you came here. Ed is a good guy, but yes, I am ‘da man.’

Daffy, you my woman no matter what your situation. Yum, yum!

Christine said...

Hey! I resemble that remark about the blond!!!!

I mean.....wait....

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

I love it. Especially the Southern Zoo.