Thursday, February 04, 2010

Entertainment Night At The Senior Center


It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.

Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this
antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch.'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SHIT!' said the hypnotist.

It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center .

9 comments:

Golden To Silver Val said...

LOL, getting a visual here and its not pretty.

Mrsblogalot said...

LOL!!!!!! Funny as shit!!!!

CI-Roller Dude said...

Now that sounds like a bunch of crap to me.

Miss Em said...

Jeezish.
Talk about a "Stink" fest.

Jamie said...

LOLOL!! Thanks, I needed that. :)

WannabeVirginia W. said...

that was funny... thanks for the chuckle.

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gayle said...

So funny!!

Eternally Distracted said...

LOL, LOL, LOL... Poor old dears!! i would happiky have sent my step-grandad to that show ;0)