Tuesday, March 30, 2010


“Cool it with the ethnic jokes. Here comes Polish Sausage.”

A customer in a store is clearly having trouble finding an item. A clerk approaches him and the customer asks, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”

The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”

The guy (clearly offended) says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?’ If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”

The clerk says, “Well, no, I probably wouldn’t!”

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?”

The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”


Miss Em said...

Now that's "B.A.D."

Miss Em

Christine said...

Deliciously un PC. Luv It!

Ed said...


Lickety Splitter said...

Chuckle chuckle chuckle ... ;)

CI-Roller Dude said...

This Iraqi walks into a store, and before he can ask the cleark anything...the store blows up.