Monday, March 22, 2010

Redneck Monday - Redneck Lent


Redneck Monday is coming to you from the Nude Blogging At The Motel room in Winchester.

REDNECK LENT

Each Friday night after work, BJ (Bubba Jr.) would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic

Faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass. At the end of class the Priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

“You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.”

8 comments:

CI-Roller Dude said...

Great shit. I'm going to put out a Bubba story soon...a real story...

rxBambi said...

but now you catfish! Bahahahahaha!! Love it!

Secretia said...

See,rednecks are pretty damn smart!

Ace said...

Winchester? You aren't getting married again are you? That's where everyone around here runs off to for a quick marriage.

Notice I very purposely didn't ask about the nude part.

Marie said...

"Nude Blogging At The Motel room in Winchester."

MIND WASH....PLEASE!!!!!


Venison Steak into Catfish....

MAG-STICK by Next-ess-I-tee.

Miss Em

Lickety Splitter said...

OMG ... I was stunned at the nude blogging.

Mrsblogalot said...

Put your clothes on and get me some of that catfish....use gloves please.

Matty said...

Now that's what I call redneck ingenuity.