Wednesday, May 05, 2010

The Clothes Drive


I just had a call asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people of the world.

I told them to forget it!!

Anybody who fits into my clothes ain't starving!!

12 comments:

Daffy said...

maybe we could give them mine? Of course you'd like that because then I'd be naked!

Coffeypot said...

Yep!

Bombshell BLISS said...

Maybe they think your clothes might feed a starving nation...you know...tasty with a bit of BBQ sauce on them?

The Empress said...

Hilarious! One to remember...

ScoMan said...

Maybe they think your pants will provide shelter for a family for four.

Ed said...

Seriously dude, I haven't seen many 8 ft tall starving people.

Eternally Distracted said...

I think that would be my answer too ;0)

CI-Roller Dude said...

you can't eat clothes.
I saw a thing on TV where this computer geek was trying to get computers for all the poor people in the world.

Can you see them eating a computer chip?

Hillbilly Duhn said...

OH my goodness. LOL!!

~J said...

...they were looking for hammocks made from the jeans of tall people. Starving people need to rest a lot, ya know.
The next call could be for vitamin fortified Twinkies ...and thongs (rope for the hammocks, of course). I would recommend screening your calls.

Coffeypot said...

BB, I would NEVER waste any BBQ sauce by letting it drop on my clothes. If I did, I would suck it out myself.

Empress, use it at your pleasure.

ScoMan, or more, depending on how emaciated they are.

Ed, I’M NOT 8’ TALL. If I was I would be playing that game you and Travis love so much…what’s it called? Bouncyball or something.

Eternally Distracted, great minds think alike.

Dude, what would they dip the chip in…WD40?

Hillbilly Duhn, nervous laughter due to familiarization. Nah! You are to good looking for that.

J, good ideas. You know that they use Venetian Blinds for bunk beds, don’t ya?

Momma Fargo said...

Yeah, I don't get the fact that if they are starving why would they want clothes. Need food.