Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Teen Want's To Drive


A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and, as any teenager would, asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

They agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

His father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'

9 comments:

Matty said...

LMAO. Quick thinker that dad is. I love it.

Sarge Charlie said...

damn, why didn't i think of that.

clew said...

LOL, that's pretty good.

June said...

At least I don't have to fight the hair battle with Pinkus. He goes for the #2 shave about every 8 weeks - by his choice!

Now to work on the grades and reading the good book...

Ace said...

I could have used this when my son started driving!

Nobody™ said...

true

Coffeypot said...

My grandson turns 15 on Aug 1st and I am scared to death.

gayle said...

Smart dad!! So cute!!

Daffy said...

Sounds so much like something my father would say......*eye roll*