I love them. When people say some smart ass things to the police, and they deserve a smart ass answer.
Ohhh... stop! I'm pretty sure I'm on my last warning. hahaBut I like funny cops...
Love this...especially the ticket to the "pretty woman."
Matty and Your Majesty, it amazes me that a cop can let people say shit and the just let it run off their backs like water to a duck.Wrexie, I know you do. Me, too. Did you meet any funny cops when you were getting your fingerprints registered?
No funny cops...he was a very serious (but he had the big ass gun..so we were buddies.) I said, "It's harder to be a teacher than a convict around here, huh?" ...he laughed and speeded up the process.
After I got waved over to the side of the road by 1 of 3 in a radar gun testin area, that one cop walked up to the window, which was down, and stood there watchin me laugh. He finially asked what was so funny. I said to him 'I had a choice I could sit here and laugh because my ass got caught speedin or I could go into hysterics...Which one would you like?'He stood there for a moment and then smiled and said 'Laughin sound pretty good to me.'I smiled at him and said 'It sounded good to me too.'Havin a sense of humor helps on both sides.Oh and instead of gettin a ticket for 55 in a 35 I got one for doin 47 in a 35 which was about $300 less.Miss Emps. Loved the comments by the cops. ;D
I have actually used many of these lines, like #7 & 8. The real problem is not the cops not having a sense of humor, but you'd be surprised how many citizens have none! Oh my gosh...they almost never laugh.
Too funny! Thanks for sharing!
Wrexie - at least you got a chuckle out of him, no small feet for jailers.Miss EM - I have to agree with CI Dude, I’m too pissed at ME to be laughing.Dude - What to laugh at. Fucker!CS - Your welcome
Fantastic! And I can fully appreciate the humor as long as it's not me being pulled over (-:
Coffey you always make me laugh out loud on some of the thing you blog about. I might have to steal this from you. I hope you don't mind.
CS - be my guest. As long as people are at least smiling, I'm happy.Misblogalot - unlike Miss Em, no one laughs at getting a ticket. Well, maybe the cops...
Hey Coffeypot the last ticket I got for speeding before this one was 30 years ago. Just had to laugh because it took them 30 years to catch my fat ass again.Miss Em
Absolutely love it! And they are all true. LOL
A cop in New Zealand pulled over a couple of kids walking out of a gas station with a hot dog at 2 in the morning to lecture them about food poisoning and how long the hot dog had probably been there for.I don't think they have real crime in New Zealand.
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