Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Kids At The Track

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and its supporting industry (bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the restrooms, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the high urinals.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'


LiLu said...


Miss Em said...

Zip...Zap...Oops...Glasses please.

Sounds like the teacher needs to study the faces in her charge a little longer in the future.

Miss Em

Lickety Splitter said...

Lord have mercy ... where ever do you find all these naughties? ;)

Sarge Charlie said...

I did not see that one coming, very funny, I may tuck this away for use sometime.

Barb said...

He, he.

CI-Roller Dude said...

Oh shit, there went another keyboard with coffee spewing out of my nose

Miss Em said...

Gee CI-Roller Dude be very happy that it wasn't coke-a-cola.
Been there done that and it burns in the sinuses.
Had to pour water up into the sinuses just to wash the coke syrup out.

Talk about not having fun!!

So far all "Blog Daddy" has done is make me fall of the chair and with all my padding I bounce very nicely. ;D {snicker, snicker}

Miss Em