Friday, June 11, 2010

Off To The House of Mouse - God Help Me


It’s vacation time again, peeps. This year the family (Judy and me, Carl and Marni and the grandkids) are on the way to Orlando and the House of Mouse.

So I have to pack. Sometime. Tonight. I hate packing. I would like to be rich enough to just buy what we need as we need it. But not in Orlando. I think I will have to float an FHI/VA loan to just purchase the tickets into the different parks. Come next Friday I think I think I will be blowing dust out of my billfold. Nothing will be left there to speak of.

And being in Orlando, Disney, and the other parks is pure hell for me. There are just too damn many people that feel it is their calling in life to get in front of me an stroll. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, DIP SHIT. But I will paste a smile on my face and keep telling myself it’s only a few more days. Only a few more hours. I left the gun at home…it will be alright. Chill!

But we will be a time away from home for Judy, Marni and Carl, away from work, and away from the stress of life…I pray.

Anyway, I will be popping in periodically and taking pics and all the stuff that bores the shit out of people…so rest assured I will posting them because that is how I roll. Boring you to tears.

I will have to get a picture of me in shorts, Hawaiian shirt and black knee socks for my pal, Ed. He gives me a hard time about being old and, since I will be in Senior Heaven, I have to look the part. But between you and me, Ed can go fuck himself.

Check with you peeps when I can.

And don’t forget to scroll down and see my last few post. There is some good stuff there. Even if I do say so myself. It is good because I got them from some of you and you are much brighter than moi.

Later…
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15 comments:

Sarge Charlie said...

have fun at disney

CI-Roller Dude said...

To help clear the lines, start runing away yelling: "They all loose, run for your lives!!!"
When everybody runs away, get in the line.
Carry "Farts in a can" to spray in crowded areas, when folks leave, get in line.

Miss Em said...

CI-Roller Dude
You .. Just .. Aint .. Right.
;D {say it slowly with a slight litting question sound with a high pitch southern female voice and you got my total thought.}

Yo..Coffeypot..HAVE A GREAT TIME.

Miss Em

Matty said...

Vacation with Mickey? Lucky you! I've been there a few times and enjoy it, except of course, for the crowds. Have fun my friend.

Momma Fargo said...

Have a great time! Whoot whoot!

June said...

I feel so sorry for you, man. I hated that place. Got stuck going to Disney with Pinkus & his Dad (after we were divorced). Talk about absolutely grueling. Truly a tourist trap hell.

Drink lots, it will make that smile come a little easier!

Ed said...

I CAN fuck myself, but only because I am so long and talented.

Have fun in God's waiting room, old fucker.

Mike Golch said...

have fun don't let the mouse bite you you too hard in the wallett.

Daffy said...

nothing says Disney like spending $75 on lunch for a family of four.

so yeah....have fun!

Tracie said...

Have fun! My advice is hang out in Epcot - That's where the booze is.

rxBambi said...

hope you have a great time! last time I went to disney I had a melt-down. remind me and I'll tell ya about it sometime...

AirmanMom said...

Have a blast! Can't wait to see the photos!
~AM

Mala said...

Just got back from 'America's Wang'. Friday was 98 degrees with 90% humidity.
Anyway, were you at Epcot this weekend??? I thought I saw you. And I was this close to just walking up to you(?) and motorboating you(?). THIS CLOSE

Lickety Splitter said...

Are you back yet? I've been patiently waiting on my souvenir.

Southern (in)Sanity said...

Well, I hope you and the family had fun with the Mouse. I also hope you didn't have to kill anyone for interrupting your stroll.