Wednesday, July 21, 2010

At A Local Bar The Other Night...


So, having already downed a few power drinks at the bar, a woman turns around and faces the man standing next to her, looks him straight in the eye and says:

"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"
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5 comments:

Ed said...

Sounds about right.

Weezer said...

Oh, that's bad. But I had a feeling that was where you were going with that.
You're the only one I know who actually speaks politics on your blog.

Citizen Soldier said...

Now that fits our government to a tee.

Charlene said...

The original of that joke was lawyers.

Matty said...

Ba-da-bump.