Thursday, September 02, 2010

To Travel and To Ponder

Time to travel and thoughts to ponder...that's what's here today.

I have another run to New York tonight. The Vietnamise and Chinese resturants are doing a booming business I guess. Seriously, though, I have a load up puppies and a few adult dogs to deliver to new forever homes. Now with be on the dinner menu.

The other half of this post is some points to ponder...again. A h/t goes out to ACE for sending them to me.

Ten Thoughts to Ponder ~

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich...

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky, not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And Number 1
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age;
it doesn't last long."

I'll see you guys on Friday night with some Nude Blogging...iffen I'm up for it. :-)


Ragtop lady said...

Happy travels, make pix.

Liz Mays said...

Be safe! These trips must wear you out!

ScoMan said...

Number 6 is so true.

I need to buy some stairs.

And a slinky.

Stacy said...

If you're not up to the nude blogging....find an all-night deli and get a sandwich. ;)

Good and safe traveling!

rxBambi said...

I kinda hope you're not up for it...

but I'll be here in case you are.

Lickety Splitter said...

Number 1 and Number 2: Righteous!

Have a good trip! Thanks for sharing thoughts to ponder.

Ed said...

Safe travels, old fuck.

Jamie said...

Be ever so careful on the road. I hope you don't mid if I hijack this, well except the part about the nude blgging..


Ducky said...

Number 6 really keeps the laughter rolling for me.

Godspeed and safe travels!

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

I love'em all.