Saturday, October 30, 2010

Daily Driving In Atlanta

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my ear and it fell into the coffee between my legs which splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!


The Queen said...

Ok... you really did make me laugh out loud.. the damn dog woke up I was laughing so hard. she's all.. "jeez Mom, drink much?" ha ha.. I love this post..

and tonight you have the best verification word..


Matty said...

Another good one my friend. Women always blame us for everything around the house, so why not turn the tables on the road.

Anonymous said...

I am going to share that one.

Lickety Splitter said...

Thanks for the reminder of why I hate driving in ATL, and why I hate being a passenger in my friend Deborah's car. Deborah, similar to the woman in your picture, chooses to apply her makeup while driving. She scares the beejeebees out of me!