Friday, December 17, 2010

Home And Glad I'm Out Of The Snow

An Oldie But Goody...

And for those of you who were worried, you can now relax and stop pacing and bighting your fingernails, I am home and out of the snow. I got up at four a.m. this morning and was on the road by five. Still plenty of snow and ice in VA. I was in snow till I reached NC. Several time my rear-end was swinging like a pole dancer with jock itch. But mostly the roads were clear. It was just getting to the interstate that was slippery.

Tired, but, wait.

Judy just got home from the airport with her mom, Granny Dot, who will be here for three weeks. wipee!

Now in some cultures the elderly are revered. Not in this household (I get no respect), but some places. I like the Eskimo culture where they slide the elderly out on the ice.

No! Wait!

I am elderly, too. Fuck!

Guess I’m stuck with her for three weeks.

Pray for me.



Weezer said...

Welcome home. Funny. Just today I was thinking that this will be the 32d Christmas in a row with my mother-in-law. The very reason my folks won't come for the holidays. You'd think I'd be used to it by now. NOT!

Paxford said...

Glad you made it home okay :)


The Queen said...

You can send the old broad to the castle.. we are always looking for new girls to work.. We have a rest home just down the block.. she can work that street corner!!!

Matty said...

Welcome home. My parents are coming in for Christmas, and I lose the bedroom the entire time.

Coffeypot said...

Weezer, it's good she has a place to go for Christmas. Leave her a note telling her to have a good time and you go stay with your family.

Pax, thanks, hon.

T Q, if I let her come to you and you put her out, you'll probably get sued for uglyfying the community.

Matty, tell them to leave the bedroom door open and one foot on the floor at all times. PAYBACK IS GREAT!

Miss Em said...

Hoping to be in my own home for Christmas. Keeping my fingers crossed.

Glad you made it back safely.

Miss Em

BTW does Judy know you been playing with pole dancers with jock itch...just askin.