A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs enough times that her husband finally asks,
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Yeesss," she purrs with a seductive smile.
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.
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7 comments:
Ohm y gosh,,,,that is one to tell at work tonight...
Here's a TMI. This reminds me of when my brother and I were younger. My mother made us help with laundry and as my brother was folding up one of my sports bras, he wanted to know why I was wearing crotchless underwear. He was holding it upside down.
Now. Never, never, never have I purchased or worn crotchless underwear.
EWWWW!
Men need to know when to close their mouths!
LMAOOOOO
LOL. That's horrible!!! still laughing
Hi CP...LMAOOOOO...cough, cough, cough...
Now see what you go me started doing....
Where is that Vodka bottle?
What?
Best cough syrup aroung.
Miss Em
He deserved it!:)
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