Thursday, December 02, 2010

The Seduction



A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs enough times that her husband finally asks,

"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Yeesss," she purrs with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot.
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7 comments:

The Empress said...

Ohm y gosh,,,,that is one to tell at work tonight...

Weezer said...

Here's a TMI. This reminds me of when my brother and I were younger. My mother made us help with laundry and as my brother was folding up one of my sports bras, he wanted to know why I was wearing crotchless underwear. He was holding it upside down.
Now. Never, never, never have I purchased or worn crotchless underwear.

Yankee Girl said...

EWWWW!

Men need to know when to close their mouths!

Matty said...

LMAOOOOO

Aleta said...

LOL. That's horrible!!! still laughing

Miss Em said...

Hi CP...LMAOOOOO...cough, cough, cough...
Now see what you go me started doing....
Where is that Vodka bottle?
What?
Best cough syrup aroung.
Miss Em

gayle said...

He deserved it!:)