Bob’s at it again over at Nobodys Corner. Check him out, why don’t cha?
The Italian says, "When I’ve a finished a making a love, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She a floats 6 inches above the bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman replies, "That is nothing! When I’ve finished making love to my Cheri, I kiss all the way down her body, and then I lick the soles of her feet with my tongue. Oohlala, she floats 12 inches above the bed in pure ecstasy."
The redneck says, "That tain’t nut’in. When I’ve finished aporkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my pecker on the curtains. She hits the fuckin’ ceiling." .