Wednesday, January 19, 2011

After The Lovin



Bob’s at it again over at Nobodys Corner.  Check him out, why don’t cha?

The Italian says, "When I’ve a finished a making a love, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees.  She a floats 6 inches above the bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "That is nothing!  When I’ve finished making love to my Cheri, I kiss all the way down her body, and then I lick the soles of her feet with my tongue.  Oohlala, she floats 12 inches above the bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That tain’t nut’in. When I’ve finished aporkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my pecker on the curtains.  She hits the fuckin’ ceiling."
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10 comments:

Yankee Girl said...

That is all kinds of nasty!

But funny!

myevil3yearold said...

Wrong. Funny but so wrong.

Snuggle Wasteland said...

I think the foot licking is more disgusting than the Redneck one.

suz said...

I know I say this to you pretty often, but, "ew." It WAS funny though

Venom said...

OMG, I think I dated the redneck's brother once upon a time...

McGillicutty said...

Haaa... very funny!!! you have sex on the brain this week!!!

Sandra said...

Well I hope somebody is going to be washing those curtains.

Ed said...

Awesome.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

OMG!! LOL that was hilarious.

powdergirl said...

That's make a great sales pitch for aluminum blinds.